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by Maxel Toft

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1.
Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Lazarus, wake up Lazarus, wake up Dead, dead, dead He's really dead No, He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Take away the stone Take away the stone Dead, dead, dead He's really dead No, He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Lazarus, come out Lazarus, come out Dead, dead, dead He's really dead No, He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Dead, dead, dead He's really dead He's alive Take the grave clothes off Take the grave clothes off Dead, dead, dead He's really dead No, He's alive
2.
01:40
I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues Electric credit or debit blues Everybody's payin' with the credit or the debit And nobody's walkin' jinglin' change in their pocket But I'm still singin' and I won't give up Sittin' on a milk crate shakin' this cup I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues I got the 'lectric credit or debit blues Electric credit or debit blues Nobody's walkin' jinglin' change in their pocket 'Cause everybody's payin' with the credit or the debit But I'm still sittin' and I won't get up Singin' and a spittin' and a shakin' this cup
3.
02:41
Don't you ever shake and shake and Don't you shake your baby Don't you ever shake and shake no Don't you shake that babe The baby is crying and you can't get relief It's been such a spell that you're too tired to sleep You'd probably sell your kingdom for a single night of peace But don't you shake your baby There's nothing on the internet that you haven't tried The skin time and the swaddle and the stomach and the side The shushing and the swinging and the sucking till you die But don't you shake that babe Don't you ever shake and shake and . . . If you're feeling angry then you've got to get away And sing a silly song out loud till everything's okay And dance a silly dance around or go outside and play But don't you shake your baby You've got to shut the door and put in some plugs It's probably best to limit any alcohol and drugs So grab your closest partner and receive a decent hug But don't you shake that babe Don't you ever shake and shake and . . .
4.
02:43
I want same day shipping for this garbage Give me same day shipping for this garbage Not two weeks, one week, don't tell me Two business days for an extra fee Twenty-four hours and it's obsolete Please Send it through the air, by the sea, over land This is my order and I demand it Same day shipping for this garbage I want same day shipping for this rubbish Give me same day shipping for this rubbish Not two weeks, one week, don't tell me Two business days for an extra fee Twenty-four hours and it's obsolete Please Send it through the air, by the sea, over land This is my order and I demand it Same day shipping for this rubbish We want same day shipping for this garbage Give us same day shipping for this garbage Not two weeks, one week, don't tell me Two business days for an extra fee Twenty-four hours and it's obsolete Please Send it through the air, by the sea, over land This is our order and we demand it Same day shipping for this garbage
5.
01:58
We were on a Sunday drive In the city In the spring We hit a pothole . . . Bloop! Hit a pothole . . . Bloop! We were on a Sunday drive In the city In the spring Bloop! Almost lost my tooth We were on a Sunday drive In the city In the spring We hit a pothole . . . Blum! Hit a pothole . . . Blum! We were on a Sunday drive In the city In the spring Blum! Almost bit my tongue We were on a Sunday drive In the city In the spring We hit a pothole . . . Bloop! Hit a pothole . . . Bloop! Hit a pothole . . . Blum! Hit a pothole . . . Blum! We missed a pothole . . . Whoop Missed a pothole . . . Whoop Still almost lost my tooth
6.
I forgot my stupid password! I forgot my stupid password! What's your mother's maiden name? What's your mother's maiden name?
7.
02:31
I was in a class They were teaching me some math I'm gonna barely pass And I feel a little buzz . . . Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding I was at a church They were preaching me the Word A for my soul to search And I feel a little buzz . . . Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding Diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle Diddle-doddle-ding I was at a show Where I let trouble corrode Pretending I don't know When I feel a little buzz . . . Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding I was in a stall Where I get all problems solved A answerin' nature's call When I feel a little buzz . . . And it sang . . . Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle Ding-a-doddle-diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle-ding Diddle-doddle, diddle-doddle Diddle-doddle-ding
8.
I'm out of this Don't Hey Cholly Please, please don't burn the audience, Cholly Please don't burn the audience Please, please don't burn the audience, Cholly Please don't burn the audience Don't call the cops An, never call the cops Please no burning Hey Cholly, no cooking, that's cool Your show's cool but no cooking Hey Cholly, no cooking, that's cool Your show's cool but no cooking Don't call the cops An, never call the cops Please no burning Please no burning
9.
We're in the same boat brother and sister but we aren't necessarily rowing in the same direction. I'll come paddle on your side and you come paddle on my side every little once and a while. We aren't getting anywhere but we can still have a good time talking about going nowhere and dreaming about going somewhere. Together.

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released July 24, 2015

Mastered by Peter Andreadis for All City Mastering

Janelle LAH vocals: Delivery, Potholes

Maxel Toft everything else

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We should do it again sometime.

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